http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/notices/notice_1.pdf
Print this out and keep a few in the car... !!
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
The East Link... slightly erect!!!
Saturday afternoon we got a text to say the East Link bridge was stuck ... it's hard to see but this is it!
Friday, September 12, 2008
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
FM104's What's That Sound.....
It's worth nearly €3,000 and here is a list of the wrong guesses.........
Blow torch
Patio door sliding
Hot air balloon
Something dragging a box along the ground
kettle boiling
Rubbing foam on the ground
Sewing machine
Bleeding a radiator
Air con in a car
Bingo/lotto balls
Snooker/pool ball going down the pocket
Blow torch
Patio door sliding
Hot air balloon
Something dragging a box along the ground
kettle boiling
Rubbing foam on the ground
Sewing machine
Bleeding a radiator
Air con in a car
Bingo/lotto balls
Snooker/pool ball going down the pocket
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
The Jeremy Clarkson book of quotes...
Quotes from Jeremy Clarkson, writer and presenter of Top Gear
"I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like
having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch."
"... the last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician
stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying
there will be no war with Germany "
Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased
stick out of a pig's bottom"
On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car: it
begins with 's' and ends with 't' and it isn't soot
"The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an
Ethiopian transvestite"
"The air conditioning in a Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the
dashboard blowing at you through a straw."
"Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable
than what... BEING STABBED?"
"This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not
that that's much to shout about. That's like saying 'Ooh good I've got
syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'"
"I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places
quicker than I do?"
Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain,
they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road,
some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an
obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."
" Britain 's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe...probably because
they don't have wheel-chair access."
On Mandela's claim that Cuba is a good advert for democracy: "Well Mr
Mandela why don't you go and ask one of the 12 year old Cuban prostitutes
which way her parents voted?"
"Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough
affordable cars on the show......so we'll kick off tonight with the
cheapest Ferrari of them all!"
On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force
crashing into a firework factory."
"Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved...for a
murderer."
"I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to
be on my plate at supper time."
"There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of
stitching... on their face."
"Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you
like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it
helps."
"You cannot have this car with a diesel. Its like saying, I won't go to
Stringfellows tonight, I'll get my mum to give me a lap dance, she's a
woman!"
"Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car...
in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a
President."
On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous
wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis."
"I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like
having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch."
"... the last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician
stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying
there will be no war with Germany "
Illustrating the lack of power of a Boxster: "It couldn't pull a greased
stick out of a pig's bottom"
On the Vauxhall Vectra VXR: "there is a word to describe this car: it
begins with 's' and ends with 't' and it isn't soot
"The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an
Ethiopian transvestite"
"The air conditioning in a Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the
dashboard blowing at you through a straw."
"Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable
than what... BEING STABBED?"
"This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not
that that's much to shout about. That's like saying 'Ooh good I've got
syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'"
"I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places
quicker than I do?"
Clarkson's highway code on cyclists: "Trespassers in the motorcars domain,
they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road,
some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an
obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong."
" Britain 's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe...probably because
they don't have wheel-chair access."
On Mandela's claim that Cuba is a good advert for democracy: "Well Mr
Mandela why don't you go and ask one of the 12 year old Cuban prostitutes
which way her parents voted?"
"Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough
affordable cars on the show......so we'll kick off tonight with the
cheapest Ferrari of them all!"
On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French air force
crashing into a firework factory."
"Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved...for a
murderer."
"I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to
be on my plate at supper time."
"There are footballers wives that would be happy with this quality of
stitching... on their face."
"Much more of a hoot to drive than you might imagine. Think of it if you
like, as a librarian with a G-string under her tweed pants. I do, and it
helps."
"You cannot have this car with a diesel. Its like saying, I won't go to
Stringfellows tonight, I'll get my mum to give me a lap dance, she's a
woman!"
"Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sports car...
in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a
President."
On the Porsche Cayenne: "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous
wounds than this. It has the sex appeal of a camel with gingivitis."
Monday, September 08, 2008
Gay bars and pretty girls...
1st time in my life... actually 2nd and both times were for this girl, I have been in a gay bar in Dublin.
But Friday I went to the Front Lounge to say farewell to a great girl who works in Warner Music - Laura Coffey! She's off to travel the world as so many of us 20 somethings do these days and as I look after the music in 104 as well as present The Jam I've had many dealings with Laura over the last few years and she's always been damn brilliant to work with.. so all the best Mrs!!
I'm still straight after my gay bar visit too I'll have you know.
Mark
Saturday, September 06, 2008
My view today...
So we're out on the FM104 Roadhog today.... if you ever wondered what it looks like from the inside!!
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Bill & Ben...and The Script!!
So you wanna be in The Script's new video???
If you wanna be in The Script's new video get in the draw NOW!!! Text WIN and your name plus location to 53104 and you and a friend could be off to a secret location for the shoot this Thursday!!! Texts cost 20c and you can enter as often as you like! I'll announce the winner Wednesday on The Jam!
If you ever hear messing in the background during the sport or traffic update... it usually unvolves these two ladies.
Ross and Bernard from 'the update' (oohh -errrr) on The Jam....
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